lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”

adopt me

creature-audio-posts:

Two ways of waking up with James [X]

notthecreatureblog:

It was too late and I had to go to bed, I just woke up to some posts about it, and it looks hilarious, if someone would kindly share a time stamp on the stream’s recording I’ll be very thankful

EDIT: For anyone interested (34:25)

http://www.twitch.tv/thecreatures/b/549656876

Thank you, josselynisacreature

taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

aquiladafirenze:

miscaitlin:

tes1a:

tes1a:

gamers dont take hot showers

they take -y ones

what

Don’t tell them. Don’t you dare tell them.

pitchmon:

louipeeta:

pitchmon:

when u type ‘yip’ instead of ‘yup’

Is that the buffalo thing from Avatar

HIS NAME IS APPA YOU UNCULTURED LITTLE SON OF A SHIT